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By tkey • May 23rd, 2008

But i will……

New from Russia - John Terry Vodka…
Bottled in Moscow.
The Verve have released a tribute song to John Terry after his penalty blunder.
It’s called ‘The Studs Don’t Work’.
Ryan giggs has said the euro cup is like a chocolate orange-its not terrys it mine
Heard about the John Terry tyre?
Excellent durability but not so good in [...]

чемпионы Европы
(champions of europe)

(click on images to view full size)

приедьте в Вас краснота
(come on you reds)

Draw for FA Cup quarter-finals:
Sheffield United or Middlesbrough v Cardiff City
Manchester United v Portsmouth
Bristol Rovers v West Brom
Barnsley v Chelsea

Matches to be played on the weekend of 8 and 9 March.

Liverpool 0 United 1
And the reds go marching on on on !

“We both look upon the other as our main rival.
You have to be a man to handle that atmosphere.
If you are a lamb, you are dead.
“No matter what position the clubs are in
this game is separate from anything.
“It encapsulates everything in British football:
the passion, [...]

Middlesbrough or West Brom v Manchester United or Reading
Arsenal or Blackburn v Manchester City
Chelsea v Tottenham
Plymouth v Watford

Ruud has finally signed for Real Madrid.
And who do we get in return? ……………Alan Smith !!??*”?!&***!!!!!
Ruud scored 150 goals in 218 appearances
after joining United from PSV for �19m in 2001
But after upsetting Ronaldo the girl, Sir alex called him a very bad boy
and made him stand in the naughty corner for the rest of the [...]

As seen by the Germans :

As seen by the French :

As seen by the Italians :

As seen by the Americans :

As reported by the Sun / News of the World :

thanks to Nik for the pics

Don’t let the door hit your arse on the way out!

According to the BBC……….
Manchester United winger Cristiano Ronaldo says he will join Real Madrid
or Barcelona after making it clear he wants to leave Old Trafford.
The 21-year-old has been criticised in England for his role in the sending off
of United team-mate Wayne Rooney when Portugal beat [...]

Italy win the World Cup after beating France 5-3 in a penalty shoot-out.

I made this to show how i and the nation
feel about Englands exit from the world cup.
Click on the triangle in the picture below
and please be patient while it loads. (will give you time to get the hankies.)

“It is totally out of the question.
There is no way we would sell him, or any of our best players”
FERGIE ON SELLING BECKHAM, APRIL 2003.

“There isn’t a problem with the boy and I don’t expect any… ”
FERGIE ON SELLING RONALDO, JUNE 2006.

Portugal win 3-1 on penalties

Lampard:-you were crap.
I hope you get what you deserve from every league ground next season!!!

Sven:- 40 million [...]

Think positive Sven,at least we still keep the remote control for a few more days yet.
And the swedes aint that bad,at least THEY know how to build decent furniture

Click on the triangle below to watch Joe Coles fantastic goal.?

A bit special aint it?

Peter Crouch and Steven Gerrard scored in the last 10 mins
to book Englands place in the last 16 of the World Cup.

we are a long way from looking like champions,
but we still keep grinding out results.

Come on England !
Momentum is building,we are all behind you.

ROY KEANE
Born: Cork, 10/8/1971
Forest: 154 games & 33 goals
Man Utd: 480 games & 51 goals
Celtic: 13 games & one goal
Ireland: 66 caps & nine goals
Honours: Seven English league titles, four FA Cups, one Scottish title,
PFA and Football Writers’ Association player of the year (2000)

Group B
Frankfurt
Saturday, 10 June
Kick-off: 1400 BST

There will undoubtedly be tougher tests ahead……………………
but i will take the 3 points.